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The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line. Also, see some hilarious Tinder Profile Bios. Does this mean we're dating now?

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The more of these pick up lines you know, the better your chances will be of getting her number and getting her into bed. When you know how to make a beautiful girl smile, she will be all yours. These pick up lines can be very effective when it comes to getting a girl interested in you right from the start. There is nothing that most women respond to more than a guy with a good sense of humor, and by using one of these lines you will be able to show her yours.

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If you're single, chances are that you're either currently on Tinder, or you've used it at least once before. So whether you like the idea of meeting your future someone on Tinder, or you're just interested in finding a one-time hookup, this app really does have something for everyone. You just have to put yourself out there in order to find it.

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First you have to get the conversation started. And if you want your most attractive matches to respond, then you need to break the ice with a Tinder pick up line that actually works! Plus, you'll get the secrets behind why they work, so you can come up with some Grade A openers on your own. Class is in session!

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Love them or hate them, these funny chat up lines could seriously damage your dating success and love life…. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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Tinder is basically an online dating site that's not meant to be used to find Mr. Right as much as it is used for finding Mr. Basically, it's a hookup site—not that there's anything wrong with that—so first impressions mean everything.

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